{"id":1860,"date":"2026-04-15T12:37:47","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T12:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/?p=1860"},"modified":"2026-04-15T12:38:05","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T12:38:05","slug":"a-shower-by-the-sea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/una-doccia-al-mare\/","title":{"rendered":"A shower by the sea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Del Piero, Inzaghi and Fonseca.<br \/>\nThree-nil to the Bianconeri against the Doriani.<br \/>\nAnd where were you?<br \/>\nToday, April 14th, the Titanic sank, and you preferred to see it on film?<br \/>\nOn April 14th Thomas Edison projected the first film.<br \/>\nWould you come to the cinema with me?<br \/>\nI replied yes.<br \/>\nA matter of legs.<br \/>\nNot Del Piero's or Fonseca's.<br \/>\nWhat are you drinking today?<br \/>\nSan Pellegrino, my friend.<br \/>\nIt was time for Irish honey whiskey.<br \/>\nRight then, an iced San Pellegrino and some Scotch whisky.<br \/>\nWith or without the cigar?<br \/>\nIt depends on the fog.<br \/>\nDid you truly love her?<br \/>\nThese are not the things that matter.<br \/>\nIs there fog in Desenzano?<br \/>\nSo yes, it was the cigar, but not anymore.<br \/>\nIt will be climate change.<br \/>\nIt's raining, the phone is ringing, come on, let's go to the cinema.<br \/>\nYou have beautiful legs.<br \/>\nOf course I'm coming.<br \/>\nNot the film for my eyes, but your legs only for my eyes.<br \/>\nA book, I search for you in a book, page after page, to flip through like undressing.<br \/>\nI knew your perfume lived in mine because you liked it.<br \/>\nThe train is leaving, and if you don't catch it, it won't be the same journey.<br \/>\nWe were both at that station.<br \/>\nWhich of the two?<br \/>\nYes, because you always leave.<br \/>\nPhilippe Noiret, as Perozzi, used to say that too, about his perfect son.<br \/>\nYou had the perfect smile.<br \/>\nYes, because I never understand when you're joking or being serious.<br \/>\nI like this.<br \/>\nHow far is Antibes?.<br \/>\nIn my imagination, it's your house.<br \/>\nIf you had been between Del Piero and Fonseca, who would you have been? Inzaghi?<br \/>\nSo beautiful, the girls liked it so much.<br \/>\nNo, not at all, absolutely not, the answer is Zidane.<br \/>\nZinedine Zidane played for Cannes.<br \/>\nYou're often there, how come?<br \/>\nWe still have one game to play.<br \/>\nBut I still don't know who you are.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SUMERIAN WRITER<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Del Piero, Inzaghi e Fonseca. Tre a zero per i Bianconeri contro i Doriani. E tu dove stavi? Oggi, 14 aprile, naufrag\u00f2 il Titanic e tu hai preferito vederlo in pellicola? Proprio il 14 aprile Thomas Edison proiett\u00f2 il primo filmato. Verresti al cinema con me? Ti risposi di si. Questione di gambe. Non quelle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":1863,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"Una doccia al mare","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-culture","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montecarlostyle.net\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}